zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

'When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.'
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)
'I guess'
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

pls god……don’t let him be a fuckboy

wilbr:

U2’s next album is going to be government-issued and refusing will be a federal crime.


obama:
*forces himself into the public eye and does "hip" things to make gullible teens like him*

tumblr:
you don't have to like his policies but you have to admit he's cool

obama:
*kills people*

'Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.'
— read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via jappan)