crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

'dude'
— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)